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Joke of the Day
"What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything? Transplants"
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"Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend."
"What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater."
"A concept so foreign, Angelina Jolie tries to adopt it."
"How Pokemon go came to be Customers: ""Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"" Niantic: ""147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"""
"I just laid on my cat's keyboard while he was working on a last minute PowerPoint presentation."
"Let's do them. What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja? Goad-diggers."
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show. (heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)"
"Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it's only fair since you're getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also.."
"Back then: You are the bomb, yo Future: You are the clock, yo"