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Joke of the Day

"What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything? Transplants"

"Only 4 days left to use this joke I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"Who wants to start CatRoulette.com with me?!?!"

"Two mormons walk into a bar Have a drink, talk to some ladies, do some blow, have sex, then wake up and leave the Mormon religion."

"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."

"Relationship or hallucination? Either way, I'm seeing somebody."

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."

"How do you impregnate a nun? You fuck her."

"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""

"What do we want? A CURE FOR TOURETTES! When do we want it? CUNT!"