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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new viagra eye drops? They just make you look hard."
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"""Help! I can't get my jogging trousers off!"" ""We'll have to perform an emergency trackybottomy"""
"Mickey Mouse ""Doc, my knees hurt!"" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney"
"When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe"
"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
"What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!"
"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."
"Why did Hitler suicide? He got the gas bill"
"Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Two redditors pass in an essay after the deadline - we took too long to make this page for you - try again and hopefully we will be fast enough this time"