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Joke of the Day

"Two redditors pass in an essay after the deadline - we took too long to make this page for you - try again and hopefully we will be fast enough this time"

"Why can't T-Rex's high five? Because they're all dead."

"So a baby seal walked into a club"

"What's in common with jam and cream? I can jam and cream my dick up your ass."

"What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille"

"What did the sadist do to the masochist? nothing."

"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"

"What's George Washington's favorite song. Doesn't matter, just as long as it's royalty-free."

"What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas? Secret Satan."

"Saudi Arabia Where you can get caught with marijuana and still get stoned."