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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler suicide? He got the gas bill"
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"We're working on saving our second million. The first one didn't go so well."
"What do you call it when the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question? A Regis Error."
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike .. my dad was holding me from behind .."
"[drive-thru at 2am] Whaazzuupp!? Lemme gets 12 tacos, 6 burritos, and a Diet Coke. Booyah! Neighbor's mailbox: ..."
"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."
"What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom? A runner in scoring position."
"I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Fucking firemen."
"How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board."
"I bought some Greek yogurt today It started asking all of the other food in my fridge for money"