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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between autumn and fall? The twin towers didn't autumn"
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"She said we needed to talk and... I said, ""Yeah, I think we should break up, too."" She said, ""About where to eat."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Pizza?"""
"Someone asked me recently what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."
"A friend just cracked this joke.. Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R? Neighbor"
"Choose your own adventure: S O F A T H E R E Y E S P O P Dad sees a soda? Moving a couch for dad? Obese girl with a vision problem?"
"Q: What do you call a cracked window? A: A pane in the glass."
"What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's? brucism"
"Can't call it a real relationship if you feel single."
"I texted my mom at 5am telling her trump won, she asked why I was up so early. I told her ""I don't know. Maybe the sound of my health insurance flying away woke me up."""
"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"