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Joke of the Day

"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."

"If I'm suddenly acting really nice to you, chances are it's only because I want what you're eating."

"'Rowdy' Ronda came to my town to give a speech. It was Rousing."

"We everyone, I wish a of you ovey people a happy christmas, ive ife to the fu est, and make merry with a your fami ies. crap sorry, noel."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week."

"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"

"What did the math book say to the literature book? You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems"

"""We run a tight ship"" barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway ""Real tight."" he turns sideways to fit down the hall"

"Farted on my wallet... Now I have gas money."

"You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears"