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Joke of the Day

"if you don't have hair, will your head skin turn gray when you get old"

"Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. Everyone I told swore they wouldn't tell anyone else."

"As a kid my mom laughed at me because I was always worrying about being shot with a crossbow while on the toilet. Well who's laughing now?"

"According to the bank clerk, the robber was most likely to be a redditor... ...He seems to have screamed ""Thanks for the gold, kind strangers!"" as he ran away with the money."

"Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: ""can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""see i told you not to worry!!!!""."

"psychic: ""I see... I see kids in your future"" me: ""but I've had a vasectomy"" [9 months later ... me tending a goat farm] ""This's bullshit"""

"What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest."

"My wife asked me about the movie ""From Hell"" & I described it as a movie about Jack the Ripper, starring Johnny the Depp."

"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."

"Pristine coke and high class whores... It's all fun and games at Robot Wars"