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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."
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"TIL Condoms have serial numbers.. ..but I've never rolled one down far enough to find out.."
"What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !"
"Worst name for a group of election tellers. The tally-band."
"Next time a skinny bitch calls herself fat... I'm gonna agree with her."
"Obama is a cashier and you give him a $10 bill for a $9.97 item. What do you say to him? Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference."
"Two peanuts walking down a street One was a salted...."
"What`s the definition of frustration? A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents."
"A good place to hide a body would be the DVD section of a Best Buy."
"What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger."