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Joke of the Day

"Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: ""can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""see i told you not to worry!!!!""."

"Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy."

"(NSFW) Let's have a bet Let's have a bet. When I grow up, I'm gonna be a good dad. If I am a good dad, you will give me a million pounds. If I'm not, I'll beat the shit out of my kids, deal?"

"Been playing hide n' seek with my niece and nephew for the last three hours. I guess I should get off twitter and go and look for them now."

"I just axed this dude what kind of body spray he was wearing."

"Shouldn't Godzilla be fighting Satanzilla?"

"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"

"Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear."

"I like to sneak a donut into the salad bar so everyone will ask, ""WAIT, THERE'S DONUTS?"" and I say, ""Sorry, last one!"" and then eat it."

"The way to cure your loneliness is to get on out there! But first, be better looking. And stop being yourself, that's obviously not working."