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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me about the movie ""From Hell"" & I described it as a movie about Jack the Ripper, starring Johnny the Depp."

"Did you hear about the murder mystery porno? In the end, everyone did it."

"How do you describe people who tell ""I see dead people"" jokes? They have a sixth sense of humor"

"Why did the console player cross the road? To get the game 6 months earlier"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass."

"There was a girl pushing an suv this morning while the guy steered. Feminists everywhere must be scissoring in victory."

"This is a dark one! A black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? A Nickle!"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!"

"When it comes to sex. No means yes. and yes? that means anal."

"What's the best thing about a blowjob? The five minutes of peace and quiet"