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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the kids claiming ""We don't need no education""? Comfortably Dumb"

"Wanna hear my Jump Rope joke? Never mind, I'll just skip it."

"I asked god for a bike but I knew it didn't work that way... So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."

"Why did people make white chocolate? So black kids could get dirty faces too."

"What did one snowman say to the other? I think I smell carrots!"

"This BMI chart is telling me I'm too short. What should I do? Should I eat more?"

"What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine? A washing machine only takes one load at a time."

"For most people when you lose your ""khakis"" you've lost your pants. When you're from Boston & lose your ""khakis"" you can't start your car."

"Sent an email to my Mom. Now I'm at her place showing her how to open it."

"[NSFW] How can you tell if your girlfriend is too young? You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth!"