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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the kids claiming ""We don't need no education""? Comfortably Dumb"
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"Did you know that gullible is the only English word that is not in the dictionary? I'm serious, it isn't. Go look it up and see for yourself."
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"What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid? Nike. Their motto says just ""Just do it""."