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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest."

"Why do pirates prefer black women? They love booty."

"[interview] THEM: what would you say if i gave you money from the register and told you to keep it? ME: thank you."

"By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it's raining in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?"

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Those dirty bastards."

"I read a very good book about astronomy last week. It was stellar."

"A knock sounds at a nerd's door... *Knock knock!* ""Who's there?"" ""You know!"" ""You know who?"" ""Exactly. AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!"""

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...ba dum tss!"

"""OMG I'm so wet right now"" - Me after washing a spoon"

"I could lose weight simply by not eating the food I drop onto my shirt."