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Joke of the Day

"Pristine coke and high class whores... It's all fun and games at Robot Wars"

"they found out a man was having sex with a sheep and when the sheep was asked what it was like, all it could say was BA- A-A-D!!, BA-A-A-D!!!."

"What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!"

"Make sure you finish all of your math homework, there are dumb kids in America who can't add - parents in China, probably"

"My boyfriend just texted me, ""We need to talk."" I think he's going to propose!"

"Everyone decides to come into my circumference right AFTER I fart. Always."

"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"My can of whoop ass seems to have expired."

"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."

"Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics? Not being retarded."