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Joke of the Day
"What does a owl say when it stumps it foot? OOOOOWWWWLLLL...."
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"Jokes about white sugar are rare... but brown sugar, Demerara."
"Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too."
"A guy walks into a psychiatrists office... ...wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts""."
"What does suicide and marriage have in common? (This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem."
"I opened the microwave without knocking and caught my hot dogs touching tips."
"What's E.T short for? He's got little legs"
"I don't like Nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond Mein Kampfort zone."
"Honey, the broken condoms are on the couch again. I thought we were calling the kids by their names now dear."
"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."