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Joke of the Day
"What's E.T short for? He's got little legs"
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"Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite? Because it's always past-tents."
"What goes ""Hahahahaha...*thud*""? Someone laughing their head off"
"What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !"
"[at doctor] can u cough for me please? *coughs* again please *coughs* i see i see. i'm afraid you have a cough"
"Toyota's solution for sticky gas pedal - shorten driver's right leg"
"What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player? He got crossed."
"What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern? How, are you?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"
"Huffington Post says all that passive aggressive behavior can harm your marriage. In other obvious news, water is wet and the sun is hot."