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Joke of the Day
"I opened the microwave without knocking and caught my hot dogs touching tips."
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"son, you don't need to close your eyes, it's just a movie. the killer from the movie can still get you even if you're not watching it"
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"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."