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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."

"18: I'm going to ask the stylist what color screams parental issues. Me: ..."

"Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture"

"What do you call a camel with three humps? pregnant"

"Which part of the cabbage don't you eat? The wheelchair."

"Relationship status: My neighbour/girlfriend was kidnapped but she's ok now, I was caught."

"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend"

"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."

"When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like."