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Joke of the Day

"Jokes about white sugar are rare... but brown sugar, Demerara."

"""Woo, I'm on a roll today, baby!"" -butter"

"Two cows are talking in a field. Two cows are in a field. One says, I'm not scared of mad cow disease'. The other says, Oh really, why not?'. The first replies, Because I'm a helicopter'."

"FUN PRANK: Put a bike lock on a bike that already has a lock. Leave the owner a note saying you guys share joint custody of the bike now"

"Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!"

"So Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise... Apparently she found out that he'd been in A Few Good Men."

"I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. I'm blind"

"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!"

"What's the difference between you and a rooster? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" You say: ""any cock will do!"""

"How many bears could Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"