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Joke of the Day

"Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too."

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"What Does A Ghost Cow Say? Moo!"
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"wat abot when ther was only 1 set of footprints ""thats when i carried u"" wat abot when the fotprints went in the ocean ""i tried to drown u"""