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Joke of the Day

"What does suicide and marriage have in common? (This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem."

"iPhone 8 should have no charging port. So you can use it only once."

"What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing."

"The best time to reevaluate your life is when the online video you're watching is buffering"

"I'm really good at telling old jokes, and fixing fences... I guess I'm just good at reposting"

"I wanted to get a tan... So I bought a calculator."

"Why do only bald people get cancer?"

"Government confiscated all the syrup from a syrup factory. Owner of the factory says, ""Why do you need all this syrup?"" The government worker says: ""That's mollasified."""

"Throwing acid is wrong In some people's eyes..."

"What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels."