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Joke of the Day
"Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste."
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"The first rule of parenting is: never negotiate with terrorists."
"My mom keeps telling me there are plenty of fish in the sea. She REALLY doesn't get me anymore. I. Don't. Want. A. Fish."
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"I want to make a jew joke Please don't jewdge me!"