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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump's White House [Not too sure how to link this](http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07-overflow/20150731_trump.jpg)"

"I gave up trying to learn geometry just couldn't see the point."

"The worst part about online dating is when the girl lists her weight as 115lbs, but when you're lifting her to put her in your trunk, she's obviously well over 140."

"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"

"For some reason I keep making bread puns Dough I knead to stop"

"I don't know why everyone dislikes catholics... They are putting so much into the youth."

"I keep hearing people say it was just a bad situation and the Gator was hungry. They found the body intact, guess the gator couldn't have been that hungry."

"Why are flowering plants such good test takers? Because they have all of the anthers!"

"I treat my body like a temple. I fill it with crap for the afterlife..."

"What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu? A bull shiht"