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Joke of the Day
"I want to make a jew joke Please don't jewdge me!"
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"If you're going to call people who aren't yet born ""the unborn"" then you have to call people who aren't yet dead ""the undead"""
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"What's the worst cut of steak? Amazon Prime."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? [x-post from r/gratefuldead ] Because he was too far out man!"
"Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV. How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?"
"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came."
"I'm surprised the back of soy milk cartons don't have missing hipster children."
"What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!"
"Tell me a joke. Make me laugh I need to hear a joke make me laugh please"