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Joke of the Day

"What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? Ghost Buskers"

"Why do you call these girls broads? Cause I don't wanna be specific"

"Someone told me recently that the healthcare.gov website was built by a Canadian company. I guess that explains why the site is constantly freezing."

"When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps."

"What did the dough say to the baker? You, knead me."

"Why are there not more black golfers? Because the bus route doesn't go to the country club."

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."

"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""

"Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage? He had cold feet."

"""Sir u have a hernia"" ""Haha c'mon doc don't u mean a HISnea?"" ""No I meant hern-"" ""Im obviously a guy. How did u even get a medical license?"""