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Joke of the Day

"My mom keeps telling me there are plenty of fish in the sea. She REALLY doesn't get me anymore. I. Don't. Want. A. Fish."

"An egg just followed me. Now I just need some bacon."

"Two elephants were standing in the shower. One elephant said to the other ""pass the soap"" the other elephant said ""there's no soap radio"""

"Wife: Nothing you could say could convince me that cockroaches aren't the worst. Me: Wall-E's friend was a cockroach. Wife: Except that."

"I just saw Toy Story in 3D... The guy in 4D asked me to take off my hat."

"If love is blind why is Lingerie so popular?"

"Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor."

"I don't want to sound too impressive, but my Sims character gets laid PRETTY FREQUENTLY."

"I want a house I can drive my car in You could drive from vroom to vroom."

"Don't say ""ATM machine"". The ""M"" already stands for ""machine"". It's redundant. It's like saying ""end result"" or ""racist Fox News Anchor""."