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Joke of the Day
"How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired."
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"A snowstorm knocked out the power of a black man's house, so he went out to investigate. He's the only blackout in a whiteout."
"Bill Gates is donating $10Billion to help children everywhere get vaccinations. ...But you know they're just gonna spend it on booze."
"People Don't even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"
"The American Psychiatric Association defines narcissism as the first ten minutes of every podcast."
"I've been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to ""that""."
"Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it"
"What would be the worst meal for a football wife? OJ and Rice"
"Why is there the occasional black Jew? Because Hilter kept them in the oven for too long."