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Joke of the Day

"The American Psychiatric Association defines narcissism as the first ten minutes of every podcast."

"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."

"Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests."

"Why does the USA use F? The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism."

"what do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll-up"

"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"

"I crave feet in the sand, a gentle ocean breeze, the sun on my face, and two entirely new presidential candidates."

"What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic? Praguetory"

"Girlfriend Pissing You Off? Text her ""He's busy"" and turn your phone off."

"After 15 years, I finally met my dad. He's a pharmacist."