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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a Casey Anthony joke but my mom would kill me"
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"How does Lord Voldemort like his pussy? (whisper) HHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY"
"What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ? He played a flat baroque piece!"
"""Are you already hot as shit? Then you'll look hot as shit in our glasses"" - Every glasses ad"
"Every time I meet someone new, my girlfriend gets a slap across the face. I really need to stop high-fiving people."
"As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable. I guess power corrupts."
"One day you'll find someone who loves you for you. Someone with low, low, super way low standards. Lower than what you're thinking right now"
"What is the Difference Between Your Nearest Bus Station and a Crab With a Boob Job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"[Fear Factor] HOST: and the first contestant to touch the puppy in front of them will be sent home *camera pans to me already holding puppy*"
"What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?"