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Joke of the Day

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"

"What do my relationships and fat people have in common? They never work out."

"My Dirty apartment..... Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? (2-part joke) *A no-eye-deer!* What do you call a kitten with no eyes? *Animal abuse.*"

"I posed naked for a magazine today... Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."

"Of course Tom Cruise will complete his mission. With Xenu, all things are possible."

"I stand at airplane arrival gates with a ""SAMANTHA"" sign, then cry after everyone's exited until airport security brings me soup. Free soup!"

"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders...."

"So I heard Scalia died... Now can we finally legalize marijuana?"