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Joke of the Day

"A snowstorm knocked out the power of a black man's house, so he went out to investigate. He's the only blackout in a whiteout."

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"I put a huge brown paper bag over this keg. So people won't know I'm drinking at work."
"With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do? Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth."
"The average guy's response when asked if he does anal. Yeah, I'm in to that shit."
"I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash"
"What do you call an owl escapologist? The great Hootini"
"Did you hear about the paperboy who masturbated on the job? It was all over the news! (Can't remember where I heard this, so sorry if its a repost)"