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Joke of the Day

"I've been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to ""that""."

"Today's word is Legs. Spread the word."

"I stopped doing topical humor People were getting tired of jokes about ointment."

"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"An asian man goes to the eye doctor... Doctor: ""Sir you have cataracts."" Asian man: ""No I drive a honda."""

"Reddit's search function"

"Are you single too? Don't worry, you're not alone. Actually, I guess you are."

"What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument? No lye?"

"You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all ""why, why?"""

"Need expensive surgery? Tell a surgeon you're auditioning a few before picking one. Have them do the surgery then say ""OK I'll let you know"""