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Joke of the Day

"Why is there the occasional black Jew? Because Hilter kept them in the oven for too long."

"I'd probably be, like, 5% cooler if I wasn't terrified of being on a moving skateboard."

"Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales"

"""Oh. My. God."" - the first duck to eat bread."

"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"

"What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? A small medium at large!"

"After getting out of jury duty, it dawned on me that our nation's trials are decided by 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty."

"[Cretaceous Period] T-REX: *eating pterodactyl, sad* I just wish it were meatier... DRUNK GUARDIAN ANGEL: A meteor? Tha's weird but ok 1 sec"

"So I saw one of those ""Drink for Pink"" labels on a bottle of juice... Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy."

"I went to see my Coincidental Hygenist the other day. Turns out she was one of my friends from high school."