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Joke of the Day
"When I found out the murderer dismembered the victim, It really tore me into pieces."
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"My cellphone is incredibly acidic... It's a pH one"
"The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke) My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is. Ferrous Bueller"
"It's black, and when it falls out of a tree your piano breaks. Your piano."
"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"
"""This is gonna be so awful, and everyone's least favorite, yet .0001 of the population will keep it in demand."" - Inventor of licorice"
"What happens if you steel? You have to get Alloy-er"
"Person: ""I hate geology puns."" Me: ""My sediments exactly."""
"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."
"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""