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Joke of the Day

"""This is gonna be so awful, and everyone's least favorite, yet .0001 of the population will keep it in demand."" - Inventor of licorice"

"D.E.L.T.A. Airlines Didn't Even Leave The Airport"

"I'd like to thank my student loans I don't think i can ever repay them for getting me through college"

"Listening to dubstep. Wait nope just my cat tumbling in the dryer."

"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"

"What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest? Stand up!"

"THEM: Hey, I haven't seen you for a while. ME: As planned."

"When it comes to penis size I'm happy to report that I'm actually a little above average. Thank god for Asians."

"Breaking News: United States is now the largest producer of salt. So Salty..."

"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""