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Joke of the Day

"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."

"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ Break their bones, they have 206."

"*wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice"

"Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from feminists."

"Honey, what is the name of that German that hides things around the house? Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!"

"Just made 7 decisions based on my phone's battery life."

"Respectful Yo Mama Jokes"

"Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless.."

"Have you heard about the shampoo crisis in jamaica? It's dreadful"