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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you steel? You have to get Alloy-er"
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"Why did ISIS invade Antarctica? They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women."
"Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller."
"Got an MRI. Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won ""best kidneys"" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again"
"Why do Physicists make terrible parents? They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one."
"Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches? He said ""uhh"" way too much."
"When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ? the four hands (you dirty minds)"
"What do you call an expert at making ship parts? A master master."
"Sometimes I miss my grandfather, but I know he's up in heaven groping angel titties and saying some next level racist shit."
"What do you call playing a woodwind instrument and eating fast food while driving an f1 car? A McClarenet."