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Joke of the Day

"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."

"A man contemplates if it's worth masturbating now so he can last longer in bed later. It will come in handy."

"Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he kneaded a shit."

"A cashier asks a feminist, "" Cash or credit?"" She replies: "" Did you just assume my tender?"""

"[show about dog training] Narrator: a yellow ribbon on her leash indicates she is not to be socialized with Me: where can i get one of those"

"My keyboard squeaks and so does my mouse."

"Knock, knock... Tim Buckt."

"Why did the cactus cross the road? It got stuck to the chicken."

"What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness? Nobody asks, 'who's there?' when you try and tell a knock knock joke."

"What's the NSA's favourite game? I spy."