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Joke of the Day
"It's black, and when it falls out of a tree your piano breaks. Your piano."
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"Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves."
"Why don't black people stain white clothes when they pick them up? Their palms are white."
"""Old Macdonald had a farm. Had."" -banks"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Caesars"
"if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like ""yo why did u kill that kid"""
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"""
"[waiting with friend for his test results] ""I'm nervous"" I'm sure you're fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*"
"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."
"Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, that's more like it."