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Joke of the Day
"It's going to be a cold day today in Motown...... Three Degrees, Four Tops."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because It wanted to come before the egg."
"Cop: Where were you at the time of the murder? Me: I'd trapped myself in a Tupperware container Cop: Damn, that's an air tight alibi"
"What time do dentists fly airplanes? Tooth Hurty (2:30)"
"SSBM players: what's it called when Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi shoot up a school? Columshine"
"What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine? A washing machine only takes one load at a time."
"An axe walks into a forest... An axe walks into a forest and the trees say, ""At least the handle is one of us."""
"What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? Nothing."
"Why do they call a horse a horse? Because they speak English."
"Sometimes I wonder if my wife ever heard me call her a dumb bitch. I think about it every day since she died from cancer. I never got to say it to her face."