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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? Nothing."

"Snoo VS Reddit Stalker More like... ***Alien VS Predator...*** **/o\**"

"What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? ""Am I exhausted!"""

"Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo? It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree."

"What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams? Shoot for the Tsars."

"""Count down to zero silently with your fingers and then do a fist pump."" - SWAT manual on breaking down doors"

"I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere."

"Honey, we should really think about becoming parents. I mean, we've already had the kids."

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem"

"If there is earth on planet Earth, why aren't there Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet."