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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? Nothing."
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"My friend asked ""What do blind people think about when they masturbate?"" I'd be willing to bet that it is something along the lines of ""Who the f*ck is watching me"""
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"I know a lesbian... She really likes Mary Jane."
"Well, if you're going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van."
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"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind a car, you get exhausted."
"What do you call phrases that Jews often say? Judaisms."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7's a nigger."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we dont serve your kind."" The mushroom replies ""but im a fungi!"