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Joke of the Day
"SSBM players: what's it called when Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi shoot up a school? Columshine"
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"I only like two things in my life. Boobs."
"Toy Story (1995) - A influential local leader harasses an immigrant who is struggling to adapt to local customs."
"Reminder to all Americans: Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today."
"When I'm Sad.. I sing, then realize my voice is worse than my problems."
"What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean? Bob Barker"
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"
"Now that I'm almost 30, there is nothing more sexy to me, than a girl who is fully covered... ...By her health insurance provider."
"Doctor, Doctor... I have a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts!"
"Why do teen girls travel in groups of three? Because they literally can't even."