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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because It wanted to come before the egg."
Next Joke
"I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you'll ever meet in person."
"After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions."
"Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!"
"Your personality finally matches your looks. That's not a compliment."
"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"
"Where do you get frog's eggs? The spawn shop."
"Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : ""Nein, Eleven."""
"What is the one riddle that everyone gives up? The riddle of life!"
"My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested."