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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because It wanted to come before the egg."
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"My kleptomania is getting worse I should definitely take something."
"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."
"Miley Cyrus has her tongue out more than Jabba the Hutt."
"What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !"
"An original as far as I know If a pepper could orgasm, where would it ejaculate? Jalapeno mouth."
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am gonna eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"Our grandchildren in 2060 ""Grandma, why did you look like a dog when you were a teen?"" I really hate that filter."
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."
"A young boy who has diarrhea asks his mom for some viagra... She asks him why on earth he would want that, and the boy replies, ""isn't that the stuff you give Dad when his shit isn't hard?"""