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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call a horse a horse? Because they speak English."
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"Why do hipsters always burn their mouth when they eat? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO EAT BEFORE IT WAS COOL!"
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"Who died and made you king? Oh the king before you died. Well that makes sen- Oh he was your father. Well then I'm very sorry for your loss."
"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."