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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call a horse a horse? Because they speak English."
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"What RoflWhale really stands for. Rolling on the floor laughing while having a lubricated ejaculation!"
"Apparently the Burger King account is suspended while they think of a stronger password than ""horsemeat""."
"What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet"
"When I give people a tour of my bedroom, I like to say, ""And this is where the magic happens,"" followed by a sad, ""... magic isn't real."""
"I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed."
"*turns on shower* *shower whispers ""eat donuts for breakfast"" & ""get drunk tonight""* Me: Wow, that's some serious water pressure"
"Doctor Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!"
"How do Australians breathe? They exhale"
"Q: Why are horses poor dancers? A: They have two left feet."