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Joke of the Day

"If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat."

"Pretending to hold the elevator while secretly pressing ""close door"" is an art."

"I named my hard drive ""dat ass"" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."

"I'd rather get killed by the Blair Witch on the first night than have to camp another night."

"Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him."

"A man is hit by a can of coke But he was alright because it was a soft drink"

"2016 It was a joke"

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch? It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage."

"My medical insurance plan is so bad that I'm not allowed to see my doctor. He just reads my Twitter and adjusts my medications."