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Joke of the Day
"Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him."
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"Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?"
"*takes a puff of an E-Cigarette* yeah, I have all of Skrillex's albums on vinyl."
"The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: ""Got a new joke for you."" NSA: ""Heard it."""
"I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum. I guess i took them for granite"
"A conversation between 2 vegans: ""I'm a vegan."" ""I'm a vegan too."" ""Oh."" ""So...you're a vegan?"" ""Yes, I am a vegan."" ""Me too."""
"How wonderful of you to... ...kick me when I'm down. You'd be a great LAPD officer."
"""Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!"" - pumpkin"
"What do you call a Black Fisherman? Jailbait."
"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."