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Joke of the Day

"What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch? It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage."

"Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one!"

"Why don't tents have locks. Because black people don't go camping."

"What did the man with a 10inch dick have for breakfast? I didn't think you would know, but I had steak and eggs."

"Gf: why have you been googling 'can you milk a hamster' Me: *wipes milk from mouth* it was for a tweet"

"""You had a life. It was this long. Here's a rock."" - tombstones"

"Its the last day of the year.... Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them so here's a big THANK YOU."

"Yo mama so fat She's a reddit admin"

"A girl walks into a bar and introduces herself.... She walks up to a guy at a bar and says ""Hi, I'm Anita."" He replies, ""Anita this dick?"""

"My pants say yoga but my ass says more cupcakes please"