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"Why do terds taper at the end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."
"Sometimes, watching Spanish language TV is like dating. I can only understand every third word they say, but the boobs. Dios mio, the boobs!"
"Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, ""I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"""
"What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house? He'll re-possess it"
"Definition of ""copulate""...... What an Italian police sergeant says to a tardy patrolman."
"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."
"Dang girl, I want to treat you like my big toe... ...and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. (sorry if its been submitted before)"
"""Very colorful, fun. I'd put it in my mouth"" ""A bit scary, seems sharp. Still, I'd put it in my mouth"" -Baby reviews of stuff on the floor"