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Joke of the Day
"A man is hit by a can of coke But he was alright because it was a soft drink"
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"What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner. (Thank you Dennis Miller)"
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"I wanted to send over an invoice to the Westboro Baptist Church using an old-fashioned method of communication, but they told me... God hates fax."
"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME I READ THE HEADLINE OF AN ARTICLE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"
"2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called ""One two three"" and the other was ""Un deux trois"". ""One two three"" cat was rescued. But ""Un deux trois"" cat sank."
"I am woman hear me ROAAAoh is that chocolate?"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oysterman and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."
"What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit? A tortoise."
"why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force."