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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a black widow? You take away her food stamps."

"Les Miserables was pretty good but I wish I'd had some kind of warning that everyone in it would be so unhappy."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture"

"I put my baby on the baby changing station in the bathroom and when I was done, it was the same baby. :-("

"Buying a new phone is basically being forced into a not so fun game of ""how long can I go without dropping it."" Same thing with babies."

"what is a woman to cant give birth? bruce jenner"

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar. He sits down and has a drink."

"Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce? Because they grew a part."

"Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking."

"You can't run through a campground... ...you can only ran, because it's passed tents."