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"Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#."
"30 And to his followers he said, ""Beliebers, weep not for me but yourselves and your children; for they'll never get to see me in concert."""
"shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour* shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*"
"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."
"Of course, Lil' Wayne isn't his real name. It's Lillian Waynard."
"If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title."
"What starts with Y and ends with a D? You're gonna get raped!"
"I've been reading this great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down."